The Gardeners Rest #9 (2014)....

[veggiechicken]

............... buttered toast, disappointing so many regulars who wanted Marmite on theirs. Who has hidden the.............

[Potstubsdustbins]

bottle opener there's sure to be trouble when .....................

[Nicos]

...folks realise BM has made a water feature out of the whole stock

Improvising.....

[Dorothy rouse]

Just as a glass of 'festive beverage' is being poured before the balloons are strung up, the phone rings, it's Dotty', calling from SA, to say.............

[Lumpy]

not only that this is a reverse charge call but also to inform chef that his zebra a la hoof order will be arriving by .....

[Nicos]

Pigeon post this very afternoon, and to have the hernia repair kit to hand....

[Lumpy]

because the zebra had been practicing his ice skating to impress the GR regulars when he performed his version of the bolero on the garden pond. Unfortunately, he found out too late that hooves and ice are about as compatable as slugs and salt.....

[Dorothy rouse]

water, but not to worry included in the package were some impala burgers, and baboon ...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

S and beer in large volumes can cause awkward. .....

[Small pumpkin]

...Silences . Which is never good because the Vogons always start spouting there poetry and...........

[Lumpy]

then an intergalatic highway might be planned for the...

[Aberdeenplotter]

morning coffee break. Moving swiftly on, AP, thinking the floor in the GR needed a bit of spit and polish..................

[veggiechicken]

.............so he spat and received a hefty clip round the lug'ole from the..............

[JanieB]

...the chef as being extremely unhygienic, though why he should be concerned no one knows as the whole place was awash with......

[Lumpy]

various kinds of organic and inorganic life forms - from bacteria to panto horse to elephants. This I suppose could be seen as ....