The Gardeners Rest #9 (2014)....

[bearded bloke]

the brussels sprouts & jerusalem artichoke combination eating competition tent, an the village green adjacent to the ........

[Nicos]

windy hallows valley....

[Aberdeenplotter]

as the barmaids cleavage was sometimes referred to by ..................

[bearded bloke]

Mikey when he thought about the mountains & valleys in his homeland of ......

[Nicos]

.....the hinterland of....

[Lumpy]

web toed Wales....

[veggiechicken]

................Excuse me, said VC, raising herself up to her full height. so that she could see over the Bar, since when have Wales had toes, they have blowholes and................

[Aberdeenplotter]

spend their time avoiding harpoons and ...................

[veggiechicken]

................soggy leeks.............................Hello Ap, what a coincidence, mine's a large red............

[Aberdeenplotter]

tattoo on my right hip depicting a ..................

[veggiechicken]

rosy cheeked apple and there's a big pear .................

[Nicos]

....of........

[veggiechicken]

....................before VC could tell the crowded room about her pear, in walked Potty, with a beer

[Nicos]

Balanced on his friend's....

[veggiechicken]

.............exercise ball that..............