The Gardeners Rest #9 (2014)....

[bearded bloke]

Why you leaving so soon Lumpy ? I heard a rumour there is to be a "lock-in" this year hic

[veggiechicken]

VC,staggers out the door, clutching her puppies under her arms with a couple stuffed in her pockets for safekeeping.
By 'Eck, its a cold un tonight,
Lumpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, where are you..................come back I have a............

[Nicos]

bar tab for you!!!!....by heck.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

VC,staggers out the door, clutching her puppies under her arms with a couple stuffed in her pockets for safekeeping.
By 'Eck, its a cold un tonight,
Lumpeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, where are you..................come back I have a............

AP wondered who the couple were that had got stuffed in VC's pocket as he too tramped out the door grumbling about everything he could think of to stop him thinking about ..................

[Nicos]

..that bar tab....

[Aberdeenplotter]

which he intended to settle after the closing down party which would be held ..................

[Nicos]

in the main lounge of the GR today.

At that announcement everyone jumped onto AP and fastened him to the bar stool, keeping his drinking arm free of course...and started feeding him onion baps...

[Aberdeenplotter]

Would have preferred the french onion soup muttered. .......

[Nicos]

one of the Pompiers who had just arrived to check the GR was still intact!.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

of course there was a history of disasters in the closure of the fine old building as older member will recall when in 2012 there was a bit of a blow up. Moderating the GR now is a gentler pursuit with a pointy stick being all that is needed to ...................

[Tripmeup]

whet the appetites of the regulars to begin the orderly..........

[Nicos]

....tidying away and clear up.

Here ya go called Nicos...one free drink for all the volunteers who will spend a couple of hrs twiddling these around the place!....no need for pointy sticks !
Plenty more where they came from.....



Trips was first to volunteer and suddenly the whole of the GR was filled with grapes tickling each other....

[Aberdeenplotter]

with nonsensical posts and comments which..................

[Glutton4...]

were nonsensical.

[Aberdeenplotter]

and..................