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ribs or feet. I have been to the bottle bank with the empties & the refund is enough to pay for ...He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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another bottle, which is as good as it gets (probably
Just then someone used one of them to prevent theLast edited by Tripmeup; 05-01-2015, 04:12 PM.I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
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door closing which at this stage in the proceedings ......................Comment
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LD over hears what has been said about bottle banks,now is the time to start building a bottle green house on the .......................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these
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Jamming the door open with a bottle was not such a good idea.
A gust of cold air swept in from the Atlantic, and slammed the door shut.
With an ear piercing, gut wrenching CRAAAAAAAAAAAACK, the bottle shattered and.............Last edited by veggiechicken; 05-01-2015, 04:33 PM.Comment
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.............the bottles of whisky, lined up behind the bar. The cork hit the first bottle (Potty's favourite dram), cannoned into the next bottle (which had BB's name on it), and one by one, the bottles fell against each other like a row of dominoes and..............Comment
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all of a sudden, Zazen's nuclear explosion didn't look quite so bad and ......................Comment
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then a moth eaten pigeon arrived. It collasped onto the floor in front of everybody. With its skinny legs stuck in the air everybody could see the wallpaper size message the bird carried.
AP open the scroll and began to read out loud...
'My gift to you from Lumpy.
AP - a month as black stuff taster...
VC - you and Bessie in the finals of Crufts
TwoSheds - a centrally heated port a cabin
Bigmalley - a month in lilliput where you will be the same size as the rest of us but suffer with rib aches because of your large heart
BB - a month on Brighton Beach with the Rockers in the 60's
Frostie - I wish.....
and the list went on & on to include a gift for everybody.Last edited by Lumpy; 05-01-2015, 08:11 PM.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Soon be time for last orders, said Mothhawk, gloomily, and it's been such fun in the GR this year. Once all the decs are down it looks so...Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
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bare. As this is Eleventh Night, there is a kind of magic in the air, particularly as ...Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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