Christmas Jokes wanted for my grandson.

[arpoet]

My grandson, Jack is almost 6, autistic, but highly intelligent. He attends a great special school and always telling jokes and making other kids and the staff laugh.
He needs a few short xmas jokes, can you help?

He only has one, so far:

Q What do you get if you eat Christmas Decoration?

A Tinselitis

[Martin H]

There's some rubbish ones here, including the one he already knows:

50 best Christmas cracker jokes ever - Telegraph

[Scarlet]

Not a Christmas joke but the one that makes my OH laugh every time he tells it is:

What does a person with two left feet wear?
Flip flips

[bearded bloke]

Mrs.BB's favourite .......... Where did Caesar hide his armies .............. Up his sleevies

[Jay22]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

[Jay22]

Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer!

[Jay22]

Last one, honest!

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Dexter
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!

[Lumpy]

Q. Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas

A. Mince Spies

[arpoet]

Q. Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas

A. Mince Spies

Thanks one and all.... this is jacks favorite.