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9-25 this morning get a phone call from a sparky friend of mine "Col I need one of the guys in a hurry up, like now!"
"What's up matey?"..... "I am at (an address across the city) and I have nailed a central heating pipe on the first floor"....... "OK, mans on the way take about an hour."
50 minutes later my son rolls up to find him kneeling at the side of a lifted floorboard, fingers squeezed tightly round a pipe and going blue.
Knowing it's a combi boiler son nips down stairs and flicks open the pressure release valve. He then casually strolls back up stairs and takes the guys picture on his mobile.
Sparky "Will you stop **&&^^ about! What the &&^%$% are you waiting for?"
Son with a smile "You to get out the way you daft old bu--er, it can't leak now"
Potty by name Potty by nature.
By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.
We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.
Husband got me a selfie stick I wanted (Have done a video but I look terrible so will need to wear makeup, brush hair, maybe even a wig next time I film one) and some bee earrings too!
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