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  • What new tech would you like in the garden

    I saw on TV the new tech being used for a self watering planter. So what would you like em to invent?

    Me? I would like a garden drome with a slime detecting mini laser that can follow slime trails and zap snails while I sleep.
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    Yep - I would like one as well.
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    • #3
      It's not what you want "them" to invent, if you have an idea make it happen. You're already got one client for you slug zapper.

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      • #4
        I think I'd like them to invent an assistant, someone I can boss around. It's quite hard being down here at the bottom holding you lot up.
        I'm only here cos I got on the wrong bus.

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        • #5
          I'd be happy with a robot mower that left perfect stripes on the lawn ...

          ... some of those seed-sowing and pricking-out machines are pretty impressive ...

          ... but I'm definitely in the queue for a slime slug sleep zapper
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          • #6
            I'd be more than happy with some slug deterrent additive that can be added to compost.
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            • #7
              I would like a veg patch like a high tech house.

              Clap you hands or press a button.......sun comes out
              Clap you hands or press a button.......weeds disappear
              Clap you hands or press a button........plants grow
              Clap you hands or press a button.......rain shower

              You get the jist

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jay-ell View Post
                It's not what you want "them" to invent, if you have an idea make it happen. You're already got one client for you slug zapper.
                Im just the ideas man...... We need a R & D person now to take it to the next stage.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Norfolkgrey View Post
                  I would like a veg patch like a high tech house.

                  Clap you hands or press a button.......sun comes out
                  Clap you hands or press a button.......weeds disappear
                  Clap you hands or press a button........plants grow
                  Clap you hands or press a button.......rain shower

                  You get the jist

                  Just for when I haven't got time you understand
                  I would give you a round of applause, but that would cause mayhem.
                  Its Grand to be Daft...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by arpoet View Post
                    Im just the ideas man...... We need a R & D person now to take it to the next stage.
                    Calling BigMallly..................

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                    • #11
                      A silent to humans,warning noise to keep the bugs and pests away,then we can get shot of the nets ext,and have the growing areas as in magazines
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                      • #12
                        How about a device that you tell what it is you are going to plant and it digs the hole, at the right depth and distance, so all you have to do is pop the seed or plant in. Save a bit of the back ache out of planting stuff out
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                        • #13
                          I'd like a prickerouterer - need I say more?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by noviceveggrower View Post
                            How about a device that you tell what it is you are going to plant and it digs the hole, at the right depth and distance, so all you have to do is pop the seed or plant in. Save a bit of the back ache out of planting stuff out
                            Got one... he is called Jack and he is nearly 6
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by arpoet View Post
                              Got one... he is called Jack and he is nearly 6
                              I have a 4 and 7 year old and they have nearly grasped what I want them to do. Please note nearly.
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