What's in a name?

[Benacre]

er explain?

[Benacre]

ah I get it Gluecock!!

[bubblewrap]

Wasps rugby union team had a player called Buzzer!!!

[TEB]

I worked in a place where the handy man didnt have any- hands that is, he had a hook and a stump. One day he went up to the lad with the wooden leg and stamped on his foot "you didnt feel that did you"

"Yes" yelled the wooden legged lad "its the other leg you stupid (insert) Expletive"