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  • Silly Sayings !

    Do you wink when you go to sleep cos I tried 40 today & needed a sleep after them............


    C'mon, share your silly sayings.
    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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  • #2
    If you fall over and hurt yaself.......don't come running to me

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    • #3
      Put wood in't'oil...............That's one for the vines Yorkshire folk.
      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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      Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Norfolkgrey View Post
        If you fall over and hurt yaself.......don't come running to me

        I thought it was:

        '...if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me...'

        (well, you probably wouldn't be running, if you'd just fallen and broken your leg)

        Some old phrases from my parents (I'll probably think of more overnight):

        'Once in a blue moon' (which actually happened several weeks ago!
        'We'll be here until the cows come home'
        'Talk the hind leg off a donkey'
        'Got a mouth like a tunnel'
        'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'
        'Raining cats and dogs'
        'Geroff wi' 'yer rubbish' (Grandmother, from Derbyshire)
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        • #5
          'The Band played Believe it if you like'
          'Black as the Earl of Hells waistcoat'
          'Peed the bed and blamed it on the blankets'
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          • #6
            'Yer bum’s oot the windae' - you are talking rubbish.
            'Ye mak a better door than a windae' - you are obscuring my view
            'Heid doon ar*e up' - get on with it
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            • #7
              Well, I'll go t't foot o't stairs.
              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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              • #8
                Well I'll go t'foot of our stairs. That's the light coming one when you have been puzzled.

                Old Nottinghamese.

                Chucky & Checky = eggs & bacon.

                Blobbed up + full of food.

                Flecky hock broths = feet.

                Itnotnorit = it won't go in.

                Cawsi = pavement.

                Pie can = idiot.
                Potty by name Potty by nature.

                By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

                Aesop 620BC-560BC

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                • #9
                  Yer eyes are bigger than yer belly..
                  sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                  Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                  Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                  KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                  • #10
                    Beat me to it BM
                    Potty by name Potty by nature.

                    By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                    We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

                    Aesop 620BC-560BC

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                    • #11
                      That's usually me BM!
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                      • #12
                        I'm off to see a man about a dog...................
                        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                        Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                        -------------------------------------------------------------------
                        Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                        -----------------------------------------------------------
                        KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                        • #13
                          Fill yer boots. As in, have as much as you like.

                          Never understood that one.
                          http://mudandgluts.com - growing fruit and veg in suburbia

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                          • #14
                            All done up like a dog's dinner

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                            • #15
                              'You've made a pigs ear of that'
                              'Running like clockwork'
                              'Clean as a whistle'
                              .

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