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  • #91
    People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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    • #92
      A friend's eye is a good mirror

      The raggy colt often made a handsome horse

      Hunger is the best sauce

      Two travellers shorten the road

      It's no use boiling your cabbage twice

      You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind

      A sniper wouldn't take her out

      And a real Irish one .. The craic was ninety

      She's a butter face( cruelly meaning I like everything about her but her face!!)
      Last edited by Tripmeup; 14-09-2015, 11:32 PM.
      I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


      ...utterly nutterly
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      • #93
        Originally posted by Jay22 View Post
        Carrie, what does 'it's cracking flags' mean?
        It means its hot outside.

        Some says it's cracking flags out there, you could fry an egg on it
        Last edited by cariann88; 15-09-2015, 05:22 AM.
        Carrie

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        • #94
          How about as rare as rocking horse poo.
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          • #95
            Terrible twos - they are toddlers like age matters

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            Flat as a witches tit!

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            • #96
              she's got a face like a slapped bottom (polite version -but you get my drift?)

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              • #97
                Ugly bulls have pretty calves.

                Theres no fool like and old fool.

                Many a mickle makes a muckle.

                Also not really a saying but my father overheard a conversation at market one day between a very posh member of the hunt and a farmer who was selling a pony. The posh guy said "Nice pony, what was it by?" (meaning what is its parentage). The farmer thought long and hard and then said "Well it's been by itself in the bloody field"
                photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.html

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                • #98
                  So ugly they fell out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down

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                  • #99
                    You could cut through the air with a knife...................
                    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                    Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                    KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                    • Mum's the word...................
                      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                      • Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
                        IIRC, the cats & dogs thing harks back to when there were open gutters in the streets & people disgarded anything into them, including dead animals in a downpour everything in the gutter was washed along
                        I was told that in the real olden days thatch roofs were steeper to discard snow etc. and allow smoke to rise. Because of the warmth Cats and dogs would perch on the thatch, but heavy rain would make it hard to grip and anyway they wanted to get out of the rain so they fell off - hence raining cats and dogs. Probably only half true like many sayings.

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                        • Made it by the skin o' mi teeth........................what?
                          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                          • Originally posted by mrswadders View Post
                            she's got a face like a slapped bottom (polite version -but you get my drift?)
                            She's got a face like the back of a bus

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                            • Tight as a ducks ar5e............
                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                              • Look what the cat dragged in.................a big mouse?
                                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                                Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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