nice when they have gone but.........

[bearded bloke]

four & twenty birds custard asked the the queen as she ........

[Nicos]

...tucked in her bib.....

[veggiechicken]

.........into the top of Aberdeenplotters' kilt and, gripping his sporran in both hands, she gave the custard a good stir and said..............

[Nicos]

There's lovely now....

[veggiechicken]

............that all the skin is mixed in, if there's one thing I can't abide , its the..............

[Lumpy]

Skinny bit on the end of the...

[Nicos]

The skin? I don't like my custard lumpy said Lumpy....starting to look very confused...

[Lumpy]

I didn't start the custard said Lumpy I was too busy breaking up the cubes to make the

[veggiechicken]

...........coir compost, or was it weetabicks and does it really matter when it comes to growing...........

[Nicos]

Jelly......

[veggiechicken]

............babbies...........

[Lumpy]

in an old wellie...flavoured with...

[KevinM67]

... the aftereffects of skeggijon's three bean salad - meanwhile Bigmallly was in bother with the Fuzz for using his parsnip tape to ....

[veggiechicken]

..........cordon off the entrance to the GR and forcing the regulars to use the...........

[Nicos]

.....local chippy for their favourite breakfast of pickled egg n onion butties.
Meanwhile, the insomniacs were on the case.
Where was Buss? ......everyone seemed to have forgotten in the excitement of the night before....and, in true keystone cops style they Benny Hilled their way through the local woods, accross the stream ( stopped to wring out their sox) and dashed , in a rather winding route ,up the hill( with Jack n Jill in tow ) to finally reach...