nice when they have gone but.........

[skeggijon]

The sky opened up....
Then a loud booming voice said 'you' and suddenly a choir of angels could be heard singing....
Then the voice sounded again 'you should be inside relaxing and buying seeds!'

Am I even close?

Do you mean BM?

[Guest]

Oh wait a min. the angels have disappeared

[Guest]

Oh, there is one of them

[Potstubsdustbins]

How do we manage to attract some many...................................nutter's to this site??????

[skeggijon]

Just lucky I guess

[Bigmallly]

How do we manage to attract some many...................................nutter's to this site??????

It's all part of the new criteria Potty..................

[KevinM67]

..... then found out your gardener had already sorted things out, so you slept with him.

So pleased to know you Lady Chatterley.

[Florence Fennel]

Deacon Blue were performing just for you?

[veggiechicken]

You were on the wrong Buss in Spain?

If so, can you catch the right Buss back and tell us what happened

[Guest]

You realised you were perfectly normal and didn't need the meds.

Can I have them please?

[Nicos]

I know!!! Suddenly kidnapped ( hence not posting at the moment)...oh noooooo......

..look behind youuuuuu

Fortunately whilst the buss pulled up outside MacD's she managed to slip away from the kidnappers.....

...yeh...it was very slippy as ....

[Potstubsdustbins]

This seems like a practice run for the GR.............................

[KevinM67]

.... you decided to take Ryanair's cash, tarmac the area and rename it Heathrow's 3rd runway ?

[veggiechicken]

Take your seats please, said Miss Nicos, donning her Air hostess uniform and making sure that...........

[Nicos]

she had remembered to pluck her chin before going into work today.....fortunately...