FUN:- Limericks For Fun!

[KevinM67]

Hazel went out for a run..................
She always thought it was fun............

... she ran for miles
it gave her piles

now she's waiting for the preparation H to be done.

[bramble]

I knew a man called Arthur Brown
Who lived in a house outside the town.

[veggiechicken]

All of his friends lived in the city
Which, for Arthur, was a pity,

[Bigmallly]

Two Sheds went out it would seem...........
on her bike for a tub of ice cream............
she said with a grunt "My hat's on back to front"..........
and now doesn't know where she's been...............

[Bigmallly]

There was a young man called Deano...........

[veggiechicken]

Who was rather partial to Vino...........

[KevinM67]

Big Mally can't spell his name
His excuse for this is rather lame
He started this this thread
Enough said
Get tore into him - it's fair game.

[Bigmallly]

but he felt such a dork when he swallowed the cork.................

[Bigmallly]

There was a young fella called Deano........
who was rather partial to Vino.........
but felt such a dork when he swallowed the cork..........
and now has a slot in the Beano.....................

[mothhawk]

While out for a stroll, veggiechicken
Saw a plant that had started to sicken
It was covered in bugs and nibbled by slugs
She said why is it my plants they pick on?

[Bigmallly]

A vine cropper called Verinda............
while looking out the winda............

[mothhawk]

A vine cropper called Verinda............
while looking out the winda.....
saw a strange looking cloud, and wondered aloud
why there's not much that rhymes with Verinda

(except a rose thats called Dixieland Linda)

[mothhawk]

One day kevinM67
Said it's really my idea of heaven...

[Bigmallly]

to have a large plot and a nice little yacht...........
down on the outskirts of Devon.

[Bigmallly]

A member called Spamvindaloo.............