FUN:- Limericks For Fun!

[Lumpy]

Muddled pulled on her pink stripy wellies,
But the left one was terribly smelly,
She'd stepped in some poo it was horsey do do
And it melted the tread on her wellie

[Bigmallly]

A few years ago there was Zaz...............
who liked washing her laundry in Daz.............
she was in such a mire, when the machine caught on fire.............
but just sat there and listened to Jazz.

[Lumpy]

Mothawk was all in a tizzy
The phone line was constantly busy,
She'd phoned to complain about the wind, slugs and rain,
That were making her garden look frizzy.


Sorry MH I did not mean to change you from one to the other.

[veggiechicken]

There was a young lady called Jay
Whose garden was mostly clay
She couldn't grow lots
But she made lots of pots
For Potty upon his birthday!

[Tripmeup]

There once was a forum named the 'Vine
Frequented by people most fine
They had advise,fun, talk and chat
So to those mighty people
We should raise our hat..

[Bigmallly]

Two ladies called Lottie & Dotty........
went out for some dinner with Potty.........
he said "I know what we'll do, let us sample the brew"...........
which left them all feeling quite grotty................

[Bigmallly]

There was a young lady called Sue..........
who got herself locked in the loo.............
she called the Brigade, who came to her aid............
then they all went for a brew.

[Bigmallly]

There was a Gorilla called Mallly..............
who appeared to be fairly doolalllly.............
he thought he was an Ape, made his own Parsnip Tape...........
now is said to be practising Ballet..............

[mothhawk]

In the GR a lady called Scarey
said I've found Joseph, Jesus and Mary
to put under the tree
for the nativity
but for the top we shall need a new fairy

[mothhawk]

Down in the Gardener's Rest cellar.......

[Nicos]

There lived an unusual fella...

[lottie dolly]

with pimples and whiskers and key to the door

[veggiechicken]

and bottles of booze all over the floor,
I'm ready, find Nicos and tell her

[veggiechicken]

There was a young doggy called Bess,
Who looked at the Vine as a guest,
She was searching for Ham
But only found Spam
You can see she isn't impressed!

[Nicos]

There once was a scarecrow called Fred...