FUN:- Limericks For Fun!

[KevinM67]

Big Mally was once called Big Molly
By a poster who never realised their folly
Said poster was banned
His @rse was well tanned
At that - Big Mally was jolly

[KevinM67]

VC started on her 10th gin
Another empty bottle hit the bin
For a mod
She's quite odd
But 'poacher come gamekeeper' - is a sin

(you know I'm only kidding)

[Nicos]

There was a 'brave' man called Kev...

[KevinM67]

There was a 'brave' man called Kev...

His engine it started to rev,
He left this dear site,
Before the Mods start to bite,
Meanwhile he's changing his name to Bev.

[veggiechicken]

There once was a Grape called Kevin
Who typoed some names for a fling
Changing Mallly to Mollly
Was too much of a folly
'cos a Mod changed his name to Kelvin

[KevinM67]

There once was a Grape called Kevin
Who typoed some names for a fling
Changing Mallly to Mollly
Was too much of a folly
'cos a Mod changed his name to Kelvin

In my defence - Big Mally got involved in some thread - where some guy started calling him Big Molly, it was hilarious.
(and I know that doesn't rhyme).

[Bigmallly]

Big Mally was once called Big Molly
By a poster who never realised their folly
Said poster was banned
His @rse was well tanned
At that - Big Mally was jolly

There once was a guy called BigMallly..........
who a grape did mistake for BigMolly......
a nerve it did hit, it confused him a bit...............
and now thinks that he's lottie dolly...............

[veggiechicken]

In my defence - Big Mally got involved in some thread - where some guy started calling him Big Molly, it was hilarious.
(and I know that doesn't rhyme).

This doesn't rhyme either, but it was funny http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ml#post1325689

[Bigmallly]

A chick on the vine we all know.............
after letter "a" an "r" it would go..............
so grass became grarse & glass became Glarse......
now she dunt know her ass from her elbow.....................

[KevinM67]

This doesn't rhyme either, but it was funny http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ml#post1325689

Brilliant VC - well found (how do remember this stuff)

Anyway, to get back on track.

There was an old guy called Snadger
Who had a remarkably tiny little.......

[lottie dolly]

Am no good without a long think,about rhymes,but are so enjoying this thread,keep the good work up peeps

[veggiechicken]

Brilliant VC - well found (how do remember this stuff)

'Seasy. Did a search for "Bigmolly"

Anyway, to get back on track.

There was an old guy called Snadger
Who had a remarkably tiny little badger,
He called it Reggie
Cos it was really a veggie................

[KevinM67]

'Seasy. Did a search for "Bigmolly"



There was an old guy called Snadger
Who had a remarkably tiny little badger,
He called it Reggie
Cos it was really a veggie................

Although it did bite him once on his ......

(go on - I dare you)

[veggiechicken]

...............oh No, Sir

[mothhawk]

While gardening out in the rain
big Mal said it's rather a pain
my raised beds are soggy
the paths are all boggy
and my Tree Nest is chilly again