FUN:- Limericks For Fun!

[Bigmallly]

Here's something different for all you poets.........
I'll start the first line & lets see where it goes. Whoever finishes the limerick starts the next one off................hope that makes sense...........Ok, I'll kick off with:

There was a young man on the Vine......................

[veggiechicken]

There was a young man on the Vine
Who was very partial to wine,
...........

[Bigmallly]

There was a young man on the Vine
Who was very partial to wine,
...........

In less than an 'our he'd lost all his power.............

[Nicos]

There was a young man on the Vine
Who was very partial to wine,
In less than an 'our he'd lost all his power
And was unable to go out to dine.

[Nicos]

Next one?

There was a long worm named Cherie...

[veggiechicken]

Who'd been stung on the bum by a bee..........

[jackarmy]

When he/she got cut up in half

[Nicos]

he/she just had to larf...

[jackarmy]

Cos thar bee got worm wee on her bum

[Bigmallly]

Ok, lets start again...................

There was a young puppy called Spud.................

[veggiechicken]

There was a young puppy called Spud.
Who liked to roll round in the mud..........

[Bigmallly]

He went under the shed with his brother called Ted.

[WilliamD]

And pleaded 'not guilty M'Lud'

[Bigmallly]

Ok............

There was an old grape called BB....................

[veggiechicken]

There was an old grape called BB
Who invited the Vicar for tea.............