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  • #16
    He sipped on his cup and began to hiccup
    Last edited by Lumpy; 22-10-2015, 09:19 PM.
    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

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    • #17
      And it looked like he'd just had a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............
      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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      • #18
        There was a young member called Lumpy.................
        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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        Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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        Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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        KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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        • #19
          Whose allotment was somewhat bumpy
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          • #20
            It resembled her girth, that was not caused by mirth..
            Last edited by Lumpy; 22-10-2015, 09:26 PM.
            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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            • #21
              But rather by being grumpy!
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              • #22
                Next


                There once was a bright fella called Mally
                Last edited by Lumpy; 22-10-2015, 09:29 PM.
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • #23
                  Who lived at the end of the valley
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                  • #24
                    He ran up the hills, after taking his pills..........

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                    • #25
                      Which left him completely dolally............
                      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                      Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                      -------------------------------------------------------------------
                      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                      • #26
                        There was a young mod called Nicos...................
                        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                        Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                        Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                        -----------------------------------------------------------
                        KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                        • #27
                          Whose kitchen was covered in moss........

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                          • #28
                            Too busy to gather moss
                            "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                            "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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                            • #29
                              JanieB gave advice which was incredibly nice....................
                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                              -------------------------------------------------------------------
                              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                              -----------------------------------------------------------
                              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                              • #30
                                And taught the green licen who's boss
                                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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