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  • #46
    Who came across an unusual smell................
    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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    Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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    KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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    • #47
      He looked down at the ground to see what was around.......

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      • #48
        And found he was standing in a bell
        Dogs have masters, cats have slaves, and horses are just wonderful

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        • #49
          And found maggots belonging to Mal

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          • #50
            And into a cowpat he fell......................
            sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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            Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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            Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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            KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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            • #51
              A lovely young lady named Flo...................
              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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              • #52
                Was deeply in love with her beau

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                • #53
                  It wasn't too long before speaking in song................
                  sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                  Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                  Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                  KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                  • #54
                    They had kids before long
                    Last edited by Greenleaves; 22-10-2015, 11:03 PM.

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                    • #55
                      And GL went wrong......

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                      • #56
                        There once was a guy from Slough

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                        • #57
                          Who wanted a horse drawn plough..............

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                          • #58
                            Who sat and pondered on how...
                            Dogs have masters, cats have slaves, and horses are just wonderful

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                            • #59
                              He could grow all his peas in the shade of some trees
                              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                              Location....Normandy France

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                              • #60
                                And horse poo was needed right now.
                                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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