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  • #61
    There was a young girl called Marie.................
    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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    • #62
      who really needed to pee...
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      • #63
        so went off to the loo but all she could do.........................
        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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        • #64
          was scream at the sight of a Bee...............
          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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          • #65
            was to take some antibiotics for her cistitus

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            • #66
              A passionate Scot called AP......................
              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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              • #67
                had a spot on the local TV......................
                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                • #68
                  he showed them his onions...
                  Last edited by Jay22; 23-10-2015, 08:47 AM.
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                  • #69
                    but kept well hid his bunions
                    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                    ...utterly nutterly
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                    • #70
                      and instead had a nice cup of tea!
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                      • #71
                        and gave Jim McColl one for tea
                        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                        Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                        Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                        KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                        • #72
                          There was a vine member called Jay..............
                          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                          • #73
                            who sang hymns all day
                            I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                            ...utterly nutterly
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                            • #74
                              Who said hip hip hooray...
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                              • #75
                                Although she was happy, she felt rather crappy....................
                                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                                Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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