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  • I will build me a shed,
    And paint it in red

    And when your back stops aching,
    And your hands begin to harden.
    You will find yourself a partner,
    In the glory of the garden.

    Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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    • I could build a small shed,
      and perhaps a raised bed,
      without any strain on my wallet
      Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
      Endless wonder.

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      • A lass with some packets of seeds....
        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
        Endless wonder.

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        • Decided to do some good deeds..............
          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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          • She scattered them there,
            and everywhere

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            • She went to the plot,
              She knew not for what.
              But started by pulling some weeds.

              And when your back stops aching,
              And your hands begin to harden.
              You will find yourself a partner,
              In the glory of the garden.

              Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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              • But when they all grew, they were weeds

                edit - pipped by Bramble - again
                Last edited by mothhawk; 23-10-2015, 07:22 PM.
                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                Endless wonder.

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                • There was a young lady called Sarah.

                  And when your back stops aching,
                  And your hands begin to harden.
                  You will find yourself a partner,
                  In the glory of the garden.

                  Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                  • who thought it was probably rarer
                    to grow plants from the past
                    so just for a blast
                    she decided to grow scorzenera
                    Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                    Endless wonder.

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                    • One night in The Gardeners Rest
                      Whilst having a pint of their best
                      A voice from afar shouted "pour me a jar"
                      In a broad Scottish accent......................... you've guessed .
                      Last edited by Bigmallly; 23-10-2015, 08:07 PM.
                      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                      --------------------------------------------------------------------
                      Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                      -------------------------------------------------------------------
                      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                      -----------------------------------------------------------
                      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                      • On looking at the VSP..............
                        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                        Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                        -------------------------------------------------------------------
                        Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                        -----------------------------------------------------------
                        KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                        • There lots to tempt you, as you see,

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                          • Some for you and some for me.

                            And when your back stops aching,
                            And your hands begin to harden.
                            You will find yourself a partner,
                            In the glory of the garden.

                            Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                            • There was a geeza from Leeds
                              Who always moaned about weeds
                              In less than an hour, with water and flower
                              Had made tape covered in seeds

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                              • Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
                                On looking at the VSP..............
                                Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                                There lots to tempt you, as you see,
                                Originally posted by bramble View Post
                                Some for you and some for me.
                                Just send your spare seeds to VC

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