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  • [QUOTE=bramble;1383320]
    Some for you and some for me
    now am of home for me tea
    sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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    • There was a young Carper called Johnny....................
      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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      Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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      • Who was chasing a big yellow bunny
        Last edited by Lumpy; 23-10-2015, 08:20 PM.
        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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        • He chased it for hours, thruweeds and flowers
          I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


          ...utterly nutterly
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          • And flogged to the butcher for money

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            • There was a young dog with fleas
              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


              ...utterly nutterly
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              • Who thought he had a terrible desease.

                And when your back stops aching,
                And your hands begin to harden.
                You will find yourself a partner,
                In the glory of the garden.

                Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                • He made an appointment.
                  To get him some ointment.

                  And when your back stops aching,
                  And your hands begin to harden.
                  You will find yourself a partner,
                  In the glory of the garden.

                  Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                  • And died in the big freeze.

                    And when your back stops aching,
                    And your hands begin to harden.
                    You will find yourself a partner,
                    In the glory of the garden.

                    Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                    • But he couldn't afford the vet's fees!

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                      • He made an appointment,
                        To get him some ointment, and died in the big freeze.

                        And when your back stops aching,
                        And your hands begin to harden.
                        You will find yourself a partner,
                        In the glory of the garden.

                        Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                        • There was a young lass called Carrie

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                          • Who decided she never would marry.
                            She went down the street, and who should she meet.
                            But a handsom young lad called Larry.

                            And when your back stops aching,
                            And your hands begin to harden.
                            You will find yourself a partner,
                            In the glory of the garden.

                            Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                            • Trip., VC, GL and Bramble
                              decided to go for a ramble...
                              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                              ...utterly nutterly
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                              • but on the way down, GL banged his crown................
                                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                                Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                                -------------------------------------------------------------------
                                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                                -----------------------------------------------------------
                                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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