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  • He stopped at at a bar,
    And went in for a jar,

    And when your back stops aching,
    And your hands begin to harden.
    You will find yourself a partner,
    In the glory of the garden.

    Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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    • Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
      There was a young grapester called Kev................
      Originally posted by Jay22 View Post
      Who went for a chat with the Rev

      Originally posted by bramble View Post
      He stopped at at a bar,
      And went in for a jar,
      And chatted up the barmaid called Bev

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      • There is a Scots lady called Jay

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        • Who always has plenty to say.................
          Last edited by Bigmallly; 23-10-2015, 11:04 PM.
          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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          • She does make me giggle
            as she walks with a wiggle

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            • And that is the end of Fay, todsy,
              Last edited by bramble; 23-10-2015, 11:16 PM. Reason: Spelling error

              And when your back stops aching,
              And your hands begin to harden.
              You will find yourself a partner,
              In the glory of the garden.

              Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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              • And that is the end of Fay, today.

                And when your back stops aching,
                And your hands begin to harden.
                You will find yourself a partner,
                In the glory of the garden.

                Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                • I once saw two men in a boat,

                  And when your back stops aching,
                  And your hands begin to harden.
                  You will find yourself a partner,
                  In the glory of the garden.

                  Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                  • It rocked but they kept it afloat

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                    • When the waves did get bigger
                      They started to snigger...
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • And ended up having a jigger. (Measure of whisky)
                        Last edited by Jay22; 23-10-2015, 11:44 PM.
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                        • A little girl called Alison.................
                          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                          --------------------------------------------------------------------
                          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                          -------------------------------------------------------------------
                          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                          -----------------------------------------------------------
                          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                          • Decided to go for a run................
                            sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                            --------------------------------------------------------------------
                            Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                            -------------------------------------------------------------------
                            Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                            -----------------------------------------------------------
                            KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                            • Thoughts of running a mile made her leave with a smile..................
                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
                              --------------------------------------------------------------------
                              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
                              -------------------------------------------------------------------
                              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                              -----------------------------------------------------------
                              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                              • And a copy of yesterday's Sun!

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