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I met a bloke called DannyRam..................
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sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Who's passion was preserving Jam..................Last edited by Bigmallly; 24-10-2015, 09:35 AM.sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............Comment
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He simmered, stirred and put it in pots
Labelled them and said "I've made lots"..............
And washed it all down with a dram
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I met a man who had two plots.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
Rudyard Kipling.sigpicComment
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His speciality was growing shallots...Location : EssexComment
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He made an 'ole with an 'ome made pole.................sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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And grew lots and lots and lots!Comment
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An Essex girl called Jungle Jane.................Comment
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Started going slightly insane....Location : EssexComment
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She tilled the ground from night till morn,
And ever tried growing some corn.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
Rudyard Kipling.sigpicComment
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The moral of this story........well,
I will leave it for Jungle Jane to tell.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
Rudyard Kipling.sigpicComment
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The Grow Your Own site had been hacked
It was under a cyber attack,
The slugs were to blame cause they had to complain
About squishing and nemo's and hack.
Boom BoomI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Pene grew one hundred crops............
The Vine thought that she was the tops.........
Then one rainy day she got carried away.........
and now doesn't know when to stop.........sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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Big Mally was sat deep in thought,
Pondering the fish he had bought,
Was it a hybrid it's genetics been tweaked
Cause it sat there beside him and answered in squeaks.Last edited by Lumpy; 24-10-2015, 12:17 PM.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Hazel went out for a run..................
She always thought it was fun............sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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