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  • It sounds so delcious,
    But, I would be suspicious,
    Yet, it is my kind of heaven.

    And when your back stops aching,
    And your hands begin to harden.
    You will find yourself a partner,
    In the glory of the garden.

    Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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    • Liked corned beef curry too........

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      • Originally posted by mothhawk View Post
        One day kevinM67
        Said it's really my idea of heaven...
        But couldn't cut the mustard
        So ploughed his money in to custard

        And moved his family to Devon

        (Sorry - that was really rubbish)
        .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

        My Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnC..._as=subscriber

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        • A member called Spamvindaloo.......
          liked eating Corned Beef Curry too.............
          but didn't know how, he would catch a big cow.................
          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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          • Until it decided to moo!

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            • There once was a bloke with a beard,who when on the vine I cheered....
              Location : Essex

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              • There once was a bloke with a beard,
                who when on the vine I cheered
                He's a Mod with great tact
                And I know for a fact
                By all of us grapes he's revered
                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                Endless wonder.

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                • Asleep in the Gardener's Rest....
                  Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                  Endless wonder.

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                  • With his head on the barmaid's chest,

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                    • Asleep in the Gardener's Rest
                      With his head on the barmaid's chest
                      Shen muttered and snored
                      Wake him up! cried the horde
                      Of grapes dressed for the fest in their best
                      Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                      Endless wonder.

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                      • Mothhawk said it is nearly November....
                        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                        Endless wonder.

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                        • Mothhawk said it is nearly November....
                          Time to start shopping for December
                          LOVE growing food to eat in my little town back garden. Winter update: currently growing overwintering onions, carrots, lettuce, chard, salad leaves, kale, cabbage, radish, beetroot, garlic, broccoli raab, some herbs.

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                          • Mothhawk said it is nearly November....
                            Time to start shopping for December
                            For cards, wrap and ribbon
                            And a little toy gibbon....
                            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                            Endless wonder.

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                            • Mothhawk said it is nearly November....
                              Time to start shopping for December
                              For cards, wrap and ribbon
                              And a little toy gibbon....
                              And anything else I remember
                              LOVE growing food to eat in my little town back garden. Winter update: currently growing overwintering onions, carrots, lettuce, chard, salad leaves, kale, cabbage, radish, beetroot, garlic, broccoli raab, some herbs.

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                              • A young lady called NatalieCooke...............
                                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                                Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
                                -----------------------------------------------------------
                                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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