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  • had a terrible run of bad luck................
    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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    • While tending for hours, to her beautiful flowers...................
      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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      • She tripped and fell in the muck
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        • There was a young man called Bill
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          • who tried to climb up a steep hill...........
            sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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            Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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            Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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            KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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            • when he got to the top, thought he was gonna drop.......
              if he hadn't taken a pill.
              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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              • There once was a bearded bloke.................
                sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                • Who could always tell a good joke

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                  • Knock knock said he,
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                    • who's there said me...............
                      It's Bernie the bolt and I'm broke.
                      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                      Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                      • There once was a Bearded Bloke..............
                        who loved to go visiting folk............
                        so with his computer, he jumped on his scooter...........
                        and headed for the big smoke.
                        Last edited by Bigmallly; 25-10-2015, 12:26 AM.
                        sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                        Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                        Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                        KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                        • There once was a little French Gite.................
                          where people would stay for a treat...........
                          on frogs legs they'd dine, washed down with French wine............
                          and hopped out of there with both feet.............
                          Last edited by Bigmallly; 25-10-2015, 12:33 AM.
                          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                          • In Glastonbury, there lived a Knight
                            Who posted on the Vine each night
                            Words of wisdom calm,
                            And soothing balm
                            Helping to put things right.

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                            • A young fella named Bonsai Si.........
                              Didn't want his trees to grow high..........
                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                              • A young fella named Bonsai Si.........
                                Didn't want his trees to grow high
                                so he clipped them and tipped them
                                he stripped them and nipped them
                                and they all were a joy to his eye.
                                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                                Endless wonder.

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