FUN:- Limericks For Fun!

[veggiechicken]

A long standing Grape named G4
Left the GR, slamming the door,
When she saw all the locks
She shouted "Bummocks"
Now the Rant thread is busy once more.

[mothhawk]

Tomorrow's the first of November
so I'd like to remind every member
the GR will open its doors
to cheers and applause
in 30 days on the first of December

(we hope)

[Lumpy]

BB was standing on one leg...

[Aberdeenplotter]

His fav chicken had just laid an egg

[Lumpy]

Which was rather strange because you see,
He'd had her curried last night....yum...yum....for tea!

[mothhawk]

Lumpy jiggled a packet of seed
she said this is not what I need
I found in a pocket
a packet of rocket
that turned out to be flippin' knotweed!

[jackarmy]

Mary had a bucket of spiders

[lottie dolly]

ready to fling on any outsiders

[Aberdeenplotter]

be they in be they out
or just roundabout

[jackarmy]

She really didnt care, their just spiders.

[lottie dolly]

Down on the funny farm where old peg lives

[mothhawk]

was a man who made excellent soil sieves
to sieve out all the bits
all the stones and the grits

[Aberdeenplotter]

Oh and there's our G4 we just love her to bits