The Gardeners Rest #10 ( 2015)

[Aberdeenplotter]

Hmm mused AP, I work a shift system as well, stand at the bar till someone buys me a drink then I shift along till someone else buys me one . VC is always good for a glass of red but...................

[rary]

Thats the very same on I work

[Aberdeenplotter]

well I would stand and talk to you but ....................

[bearded bloke]

I fear the contents of my sporron will go to the till if I tarry to long .....

[Glutton4...]

Eeeeeeeeeeevenin' Peeps! Said G4, bursting in through the door.
It's freeeeeeeezing out there, is there any room by the fire? Oh, and mine's a large Grin and Tonic please. Put it on my tab, I'm skint.

[bearded bloke]

Would you like some home grown cucmber in that G4 ?

[veggiechicken]

Must be summat you said, BB.
At the first mention of your cucumber, G4 hightailed it................Did she finish her G&T?

[bearded bloke]

But, but,but

[Glutton4...]

You can put ice n slice in it, ta!

[Glutton4...]

Blimey, it's quiet in here tonight. Must be the weather keeping 'em all away.

Still, there's more room by the fire for me.

[Aberdeenplotter]

I'd better go for a shower and a shave cos...........................

[bearded bloke]

it's only polite when there's ladies present & I heard a rumour .......

[rary]

The rumour isn't true he has a wash once every six months whither he needs it or not said Rary from the back where he ways

[Aberdeenplotter]

combing his hair in the hope of being introduced to G4 who ............................

[bearded bloke]

was looking for a "winch bitch" for the next challenge, deep in the woods where .....