The Gardeners Rest #10 ( 2015)

[bramble]

What, said Bramble, no Irish in the G.R. I thought you catered for all tastes in here!!!
The standards must be dropping if I have to start bringing my own.
Watch out,,,this is definitely going on " The Major Rant Thread!

[bearded bloke]

BB stood by the door looking down the road eagerly awaiting the delivery of the latest aid to mobile vertical eating & drinking ................

[Lumpy]

But 'How do you take a drink out of the bottle without spilling your food' said a confused.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

Hamster who just happened to be. .......

[Jay22]

taking a sip from the best Scotch Whisky the GR had to offer

[veggiechicken]

........... and nibbling on some of LottieD' s special pills.

"I'm feeling very veeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry sleeeeeeeeeeeeppy" he yawned and, putting his little furry head down on the edge of Bramble's empty glass, he..........

[Lumpy]

started to snore, hic, pomp and splutter until VC woke him up by.....

[lottie dolly]

chomping on a center stalk of the lettuce weston pills,he thought for a moment,then scurred of up the.....................................

[veggiechicken]

.............christmad tree, which had very few baubles. Rary was supposed to be buying them this year...........

[bearded bloke]

but went instead for the seasonal offer at Bargain Basement Booze Bloke's retail outlet, buy a bottle of beer & get a free bauble, he was amazed at how a shop could have such a marvelous offer & still maintain a viable profit margin .......

[Lumpy]

even though he had mis read the sign that said' bauble'... in fact it should have said bubble and now Rary was the proud owner of.....

[veggiechicken]

................a bag of bubbles and a crate of bargain "beer".
It smelt and tasted just like something made from a mixture of comfrey tea, Ap's socks, rary's underwear and BB's beard.
What a load of old baublepoo, spluttered rary,, as

[bearded bloke]

he strained the mixture through his teeth, never again shall I ..........

[rary]

complain about the rubbish BB pours out, but I must admit I like blowing bubbles

[rary]

and an other thing are you sure Weston Pills is not a lager?