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  • , the lady from Dublin who knows her whiskey... the stranger then said...
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


    ...utterly nutterly
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    • And of course you also have as a customer a Gentlman by the name of Rary, a true conesure of fine spirits, amazingly can trust to
      Last edited by rary; 06-12-2015, 01:54 AM.
      it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

      Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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      • even give an opinion as to the fine taste of the parsnip floor cleaner which he declared as.....bootiful, yummshus and extra quisit.....his taste buds have now been......
        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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        • ........preserved as a medical marvel and the floor cleaner has been locked away.

          In the lounge bar the tables had been.....
          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
          Endless wonder.

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          • put back out on the floor after having been
            I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


            ...utterly nutterly
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            • ...used as a barricade to keep out the.....
              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
              Endless wonder.

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              • rif raf from the Gardeners Arms the fragrance of the parsnip floor cleaner had lured them away from their usual tipple of .......
                He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                • ...........Nettleade (kills all known germs - dead). The riffraff looked pale and sickly...............
                  Last edited by veggiechicken; 06-12-2015, 11:28 AM.

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                  • and were hallucinating. They thought they had seen a hamster, an underage one at that,
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                    • ............sitting on top of a tree with shiny baubles................

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                      • dangling on its ears and singing a rude version of.....
                        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                        • We dont do rude versions of anything in The G.R. Bramble told Lumpy.
                          Do you want to end up on the naughty step and get a few pokes of V.G. pointy stick?, or even loose your brownie points ,she said!

                          And when your back stops aching,
                          And your hands begin to harden.
                          You will find yourself a partner,
                          In the glory of the garden.

                          Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                          • aye right said AP,

                            last time there was a singsong, the Ball of Kirriemuir was being giving laldie and ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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                            • .............as usual, nobody knew what on earth Ap was saying,
                              Probably had too much of the black stuff already, said VC, and its only 5 o'clock. By 9 o'clock he'll be............

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                              • .........quoting Robbie Burns and offering to buy a round of drinks and...
                                Last edited by mothhawk; 06-12-2015, 05:41 PM.
                                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                                Endless wonder.

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