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  • Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
    could do a passable impression of VC laughing, maybe it was.............
    A sign that
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


    ...utterly nutterly
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    • a high pitched cackle wasn't beyond...............

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      • the wicked witch who...
        "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
        "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
        Oxfordshire

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        • ..............had an incredibly sharp pointy stick, with which .............

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          • she could get a whole jar of cocktail cherries onto in one fell swoop, with which ........
            He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

            Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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            • ..............to decorate.................

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              • the snug...
                Meanwhile, the bar door creaked open and in walked a mysteriously dressed stranger. He strode purposefully up to the bar, brushing against a couple of the regulars as he did do.

                He ordered a drink and as he supped from it, he scanned the bar as if looking for someone or something.... He stopped and stared at...
                I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                ...utterly nutterly
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                • Rary who was asking if the Frying Dutchman did mars bars
                  it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                  Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                  • Rary who was asking if the Frying Dutchman did deep fried mars bars
                    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                    • Originally posted by rary View Post
                      Rary who was asking if the Frying Dutchman did mars bars
                      Originally posted by rary View Post
                      Rary who was asking if the Frying Dutchman did deep fried mars bars
                      It was such a bizarre question that he had to ask it twice. The Dutchman, turned his back on Rary and said to ................

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                      • barmaid, "Shall I buy him a drink?"..

                        "Might as well" said the barmaid, " he has already had two on your tab"...
                        The stranger chuckled and reached into his pocket and pulled out his...
                        I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                        ...utterly nutterly
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                        • Wand and said if I was a MOD I could have removed that first post with ma point stick
                          it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                          Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                          • ............phone. Quickly, he keyed in a number, lifted the phone and said softly...............

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                            • Originally posted by rary View Post
                              Wand and said if I was a MOD I could have removed that first post with ma point stick
                              "Although I would probably not be able to resist the temptation to abuse the power of the stick" he mused as he slowly licked his lips over and over...
                              "Damn peanuts" he mutterd as he ordered another drink on that generous strangers tab....The barmaid slowly licked her lips as she thought Rary was trying to communicate with her..

                              Little did she know Rary was so happy in his relationship and that the only communication he was interested in with her was ordering a drink.....

                              The door opened (again) and in walked..
                              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                              ...utterly nutterly
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                              • .............a delivery man, the keys to his truck hanging, languidly from his ..............ear and in his hands............

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