The Gardeners Rest #10 ( 2015)

[veggiechicken]

.............a model for all the leftover clothing from the back of NannySally's charity shop.
"Does my "Angel's share" look big in this?" lumbled Mumpy, who had drunk a few too many Gin and Frolics at the GR opening night and felt like..................

[Lumpy]

a complete sprat as she fell over the hem of her skirt, by accident you understand and landed face first in.....

[bramble]

All the drink that been spilled the night before.

[mothhawk]

Right, said the landlord, anyone still lying on the floor at this hour of the morning is on cleaning duties. here's the mop and bucket and....

[veggiechicken]

...........a bottle of parsnip wine that smells as if it will kill 99% of all known germs.
No, No, you're not meant to drink it!!
Swab the floor and...............

[bramble]

Get a move on, you all look like a sad lot dressed up in last nights finery.

[bearded bloke]

BB was outside mopping the village green ready for the bowls match .......

[Lisasbolt]

but the snow was coming.......BM better get his woollies on and get a snow scoop.......... to clear that green

[Lumpy]

otherwise we will have to play crazy bowls around snowmen slurred Lumpy hiccupping on parsnip floor cleaner which....

[Small pumpkin]

Nooooooo! Don't clear the snow !we can have a snowman building competition and a snow angel competition. Ad the winner gets.........

[Small pumpkin]

Nooooooo! Don't clear the snow !we can have a snowman building competition and a snow angel competition. Ad the winner gets.........

Again with typing faster........Bol...ks!

[Lumpy]

speed typing lessons from VC and.....

[Lisasbolt]

Aubergines from Lisa..........

[bramble]

Has anybody ever made Aubergine wine muttered Bramble?
well, said Small Pumpkin, we can give it a go,

[Small pumpkin]

I'll try a pint of that. Anyone care to join me?