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thats the side effects of sucking on the barmaids apron, next the huge red spots will start itching and spread to......
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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any one else that had been near the washing up sink since bath time whilst pot washing,now what on earth IS going on with the pointy stick and that feather duster,LOOK OUT EVERYONE the ladder looks unstable
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Oh No!! We need the ladder for the Fairy on the top of the tree - not that the Fairy climbs the ladder.
Have you seen the Fairy lately? She looks a bit past her best. Maybe its time to................Comment
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..exchange her for a star...Brad Pitt for instance"I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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nah, fairy needs to be female and anyway, she'd be a lot nicer looking without that tree stuck up..............Comment
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with all the chewing gum put on it by....................sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of theseComment
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Veggiechicken, who always claims to be the innocent party, but we know better.
Not only is she the owner of the "pointy stick" she is also the owner of the wooden spoon.��
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
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And she certainly know how to use it to stir thingsOriginally posted by bramble View Postit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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.................up in the kitchen, where everyone was being pointedly encouraged to have a stir of the giant pudding that.............Comment
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Scarlet was going to decorate, v
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
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Hello folks, just poped in for a quick drink and get an answer to a question, do you still get money back on empty bottles?, as I have a dinner date tonight, and I need some moneyit may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.
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Have a furtle down the back of the chairs, rary. You can usually find summat that fallen out of a pocket there..............Comment
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Thats if you dont mind taking your chances, and you'll want to scrub your hands after all that furtling,!!!!!!
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
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as more than the odd sticky sweetie will be lurking alongside .................Comment
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..the cockroaches that have survived from last year on residual booze and left over food..."I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
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