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  • .............curlers - now Potty had fixed the radiator it was better than a hair dryer. Being at last warm and dry and properly curled, they both turned their attention to.....
    Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
    Endless wonder.

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    • the serious matter of which sherry to fill the rowing boat with, sadly after years of saving AND pooling thier resources they still could not afford to fill a single schooner, let alone one each, time's is hard I tell yer ........
      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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      • because you could have bought a Titanic sized sherry if you had not spent so much money on seeds and....
        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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        • ......gin.

          Who's bringing the....
          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
          Endless wonder.

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          • .............monkey nuts?
            Me, and me, and me and me..........
            Hands were shooting up everywhere...............
            Eek, squeaked Lottie, get you hand out of my.................

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            • ...knickerbocker glory. You can't have the cherry, I'm saving it for the dog, and anyway....
              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
              Endless wonder.

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              • ................I know where your hand has been, I can smell..................

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                • ........a pong emanating from the cellar. Who's down there and what...
                  Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                  Endless wonder.

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                  • ...on earth have you opened to produce that awful smell. Maybe it's....
                    "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                    "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                    Oxfordshire

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                    • VC's pointy stick polish I got from...
                      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                      • smells more like someones feet,pwew,or a dead rat,now which one of you men are going to have a look...........................
                        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                        • I ould send Rary because if I can handle the barmaid he could handle anything except....
                          Last edited by Lumpy; 28-11-2015, 09:39 PM. Reason: really really bad english
                          I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                          Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                          • .....week old kippers. So he grabbed Potty's sink plunger and a torch, and bravely plunged down the cellar steps. The scrumpy barrel's exploded, he yelled, so I.....
                            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                            Endless wonder.

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                            • .......drank some to check the alcyhool leevil and,,,,,,,,,,,
                              with that, rary fell.............

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                              • over beside .................

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