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  • The compost heap.

    And when your back stops aching,
    And your hands begin to harden.
    You will find yourself a partner,
    In the glory of the garden.

    Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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    • Leave him there, everyone, he'll sleep it off by tomorrow
      We need to tidy this place up before Trip arrives. His tongue will be hanging out for a ................

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      • curry cooling pint of ale from the new barrel of .........
        He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

        Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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        • Indian Pale ale and Tiger beer which...
          I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


          ...utterly nutterly
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          • is NOT beer made from Tigers
            He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

            Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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            • ...And we have these to go with them!



              Help yourselves...but mind, they have quite a bite!...infact, speaking of which.......
              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

              Location....Normandy France

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              • Trip began to chase the orrible barmaid out from HIS bar with his teeth snapping at her....
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • dentures that were still in this glass on the bar, where she had left them earlier hoping that they would in some small way ........
                  He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                  • Put a dent in the lump of ham donated by the village butcher in order to.....
                    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                    ...utterly nutterly
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                    • Feed the multitudes of hungry hoards coming from the pub,
                      But just then there was a .........

                      And when your back stops aching,
                      And your hands begin to harden.
                      You will find yourself a partner,
                      In the glory of the garden.

                      Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                      • Strange crackling sound......
                        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                        Location....Normandy France

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                        • Pay off some of the tab he had built up in the last few weeks.. "Make no bones about it" he said to his mate, "I'm in serious trouble unless I can get some cash to......
                          I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                          ...utterly nutterly
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                          • .............ensure he had a ticket to the GR party, which had a certain reputation throughout the village - a Night to remember - if you can remember anything after.............

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                            • eating the ham on the spit in front of the open fire with the honey coated skin ....
                              Last edited by bearded bloke; 28-11-2015, 11:23 PM. Reason: must type/think faster
                              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                              • Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
                                eating the ham on the spit in front of the open fire with the honey coated skin ....
                                Of a Himalayan......
                                I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                                ...utterly nutterly
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