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  • The bubbles in her new hat began popping randomly, as if...
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


    ...utterly nutterly
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    • She was deflating. It all that alcohol said Bramble. Its not only gone to her head, but her hat as well.
      Get her to bed and we will make her another hat in the morning.

      And when your back stops aching,
      And your hands begin to harden.
      You will find yourself a partner,
      In the glory of the garden.

      Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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      • Out of LEGO which I find a little more robust
        "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

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        • Yay D has joined us shouted Lumpy....I don't have any lego but will stickle bricks do as they will make






          ......which would be awesome for the .....
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          I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

          Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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          • ...........For an excellent hair brush if you have misplaced your comb, not only that, but..............
            "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

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            • they make a handy "twizzle stick" to stir your tomato juice "with", ask the barmaid as to what "with" is ....
              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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              • 'with' celery of course added Lumpy.

                Everybody knows that celery is good for....
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • ................weight loss! It takes more energy to eat it than ...............ummm, Not to eat it?
                  What is the point of eating summat if..............

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                  • if it adds nothing to your overall fat index said Lumpy whilst chewing on...
                    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                    Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                    • the free mince pies that are stacked so high on the bar that the maid has problems .......
                      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                      • dusting them....the cook was however throwing a complete hissy fir because the tins of spam had....
                        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                        • .......not got ringpulls and he couldn't find the tin opener because.....
                          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                          Endless wonder.

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                          • ........it had rusted in the damp cellar.
                            I don't understand it, said Chef. They were a gift from GYO Admin, when the GR first opened its doors. There's always been Spam on the Vine.........
                            Last edited by veggiechicken; 29-11-2015, 04:48 PM.

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                            • Spam is a monster in descise,but the mods know exactly what to do,
                              sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                              • and despite the New Kitchen threads which usually ....................

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