The Gardeners Rest #10 ( 2015)

[Lumpy]

sitting in the tree with the hamster admiring his baubles whilst singing the chorus of the rude sond that....

[veggiechicken]

..........nobody will admit to knowing the words of......and have to sing Lalalala whenever Bramble is within earshot, in case she..................

[mothhawk]

.....finds out that the locals from The Mended Drum in the next village are in, and singing the Hedgehog Song.....

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Once realised! and not really impressed they are encroaching holy ground, it being the GR after all, and now forks n spades oiled and stored for the forseeable future!

Bramble shrieks! Surely comming from the "Mended Drum" you should be knocking out a Phil Collins number............Clearly not inpressed, she............

[veggiechicken]

........bangs on the bar with her gavel,
"Attentshun, attentshun, have you brought your instruments? Lumpy's playing with her castanets and...........

[mothhawk]

....VC and Deano are attempting a Flamenco around the tables, but....

[veggiechicken]

MH is attracting all the attention, pirouetting along the bar in her tutu!
Haven't seen a..............

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Sodding thing all night sounds Deano! I reallly must get to "Spec Savers" Oh n VC! them bubble wrap wellies you don are not the best if your wanting to hit the dance floor big fashion with me in toe.......you really need.........

[veggiechicken]

.....steel toecaps, especially when I do The Stomp................

[mothhawk]

...to the bar for another drink. Great, while you're there, I'll have a top-up, said Ap, who had been nursing a beer for an hour, waiting for....

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Deano to get up first! Here! I,m a Yorkshire Man! So am tight as a "Jock" So you'll get no change from me!

Now "Stomping" is a specialist art, and the bigger and heavier you feet only adds to the.......

[veggiechicken]

.........impact you have on your partner
Watch this, said Deano, leaping in the air and coming down with an enormous Stompy landing.
There was a cracking, splitting, splintering noise and Deano disappeared through the old floorboards of the GR...............

[mothhawk]

...to land in a shower of mouldy crisp crumbs and dry rot on the cellar floor. Hey, I've found VC's purse, he called up, and you'll never believe what else has....

[Aberdeenplotter]

Turned up. It's a tax refund for the GR from last year which means........

[veggiechicken]

...............there's enough in the kitty to............