The Gardeners Rest #10 ( 2015)

[Tripmeup]

was a parcel...
"Ah for forks sake" said VC, " not another wrongly delivered parcel"......
"Ah for forks sake" said the Vine, " not another thread to guess what it is....."

The man dropped his....

[rary]

Backside on the chair and said rary you,'ve to go home as you have had too much to drink, and if you start snoring you've had it

[veggiechicken]

...........or not, depending on your view of life.
The delivery man said...........
Sorry VC, didn't think you'd mind having another surprise parcel, since this one has something liquid inside.
Rary rushed across, as fast as he could, his slippers flipping and flopping, held out his hands and said, Let me carry that, VC, it looks too heavy for you...........

[Tripmeup]

...........or not, depending on your view of life.
The delivery man said...........
Sorry VC, didn't think you'd mind having another surprise parcel, since this one has something liquid inside.
Rary rushed across, as fast as he could, his slippers flipping and flopping, held out his hands and said, Let me carry that, VC, it looks too heavy for you...........

"No"said VC.. "That stick stays with me.I need it to prod....

[Lumpy]

the Grapes into organising our Christmas festivities.......which panto this year?......who are the dames..........


....what about the GR Ball.....please not opera again........what is going to be the main raffle prize..


and can somebody please prize that bottle of ginger wine out of the panto horse's.....

[veggiechicken]

............... left nostril before he..............
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Tish ooooooooooooooo!!

Bless you, said Lumpy as she pulled the bottle of ginger wine out of the Bulls Eye on the dartboard.
What's your next trick?............

[Lumpy]

Well I do a really cool 'Saw Your Horse In Half' trick said the giggling panto horse.....

I would show you all but my rear end has gone to the doctors as he is suffering from.....

[Nicos]

a hoarse throat .... which.....

[mothhawk]

....means there will be no panto horse in the panto this year.
Well, said MH, instead we could do Cinderella. We have plenty of mice in the cellar, and pumpkins....

[Lumpy]

but who will be the wicked queen.......

[bearded bloke]

I can do a passable bearded lady if that helps said BB (trying to decide wether he should visit the ladies or gents) nothing over 4" heels though as I get ........

[mothhawk]

....terrible pains in the back of my...

[veggiechicken]

..........coccyx, and,as we all know...............

[mothhawk]

.......a comfy chair is a blessing, so.....

[veggiechicken]

...........let's draw our chairs closer to the log fire and tell tales of ..............