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  • ...........would have made Dr Johnson have apoplepticonfibulations

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    • Hmph said Lumpy as she sat and worked out how many hours until 2016 using dactylonomy.

      It was the best way to calculate the.....
      Last edited by Lumpy; 31-12-2015, 08:31 PM.
      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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      • sorry I came in for a quiet drink to drown my sorrows, but their are too many big words running about
        it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

        Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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        • At that,Ap came in and left a drink for Ray. It was a Tetney tea bag which...........

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          • ..........he'd found in the compost heap. Must have been there since last year as it...............

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            • Had some cress growing out of it. rary, being rary...
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              • sucked on it anyway until....
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • he put it in a cup & infused it with the very best quality .......
                  Last edited by bearded bloke; 31-12-2015, 09:58 PM. Reason: added he .... must type faster
                  He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                  • re-used ............

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                    • & then recycled ....
                      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                      • .........comfrey tea. It was desperate times. Nobody was prepared to put money on the bar for rary. Poor rary, he came in, looking like an old bloodhound, so sad and slobbery.
                        Will nobody buy me a real drink, he said plaintively, not even on New Year's Eve? He brought out an old stained bit of rag, and wiped his eyes.

                        "Surprise" shouted...............

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                        • The cleaner. That's where my duster went. Geezit here. I need that to........

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                          • ....give the GR a thorough going over before it gets mothballed for the next eleven months. And I'm going to need help to....
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                            Endless wonder.

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                            • prize Rary's arms from around that barrel of...
                              I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                              Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                              • Of beer and we must make Mothawk Forget the GR will close. Have a drink on me said AP and make it a large one. Even Rary .............
                                Last edited by Aberdeenplotter; 01-01-2016, 08:44 AM.

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