The Gardeners Rest #10 ( 2015)

[Lumpy]

started to laugh as the Gardeners Rest closing party got into full swing......

AP had put 2 bamboo canes down on the floor in the shape of a X and was showing everyone his version of Scottish dancing........

VC had, had so may drinks bought for her that she was selotaped to the tallest stool and was swinging her vest around her head shouting that she was a helicopter.......

MH and BB were playing a game of Russian Roulette with sausage rolls to see who would find the one stuffed with slugs.........

Lottie was riding around on the panto horse remembering the days when she was a rodeo star......

Nicos was burping in tune to Auld Lang Syne after drinking far too much champagne (she gets it cheap)

Trip was showing everybody his YMCA routine covered in feathers and was wondering why the lady Grapes were tittering.......

Lumpy was chasing Trip around trying to get him to notice that she was holding his leather undies which he had forgotten to put on.......

Janey was in a clinche with the barman as they did a very good Argentine Tango around the snug even though her wellies were rubbing....


and.......

[bearded bloke]

the tiddly-wink tournament was about to start, who would this years winner be ? ..........

[Lumpy]

I want to wink my tiddle shouted Rary as he slid down....

[veggiechicken]

...........the remains of the Christmas tree, which had lost a lot of its branches when.............

[mothhawk]

.....everyone wanted to play with the new tree loppers that were a present for....

[Lumpy]

Sid the Beaver as the dentist had taken his front teeth out and it was taking ages to gum through a branch to make a home for.......

[bearded bloke]

the barmaid as she would soon be out of work & had not saved enough for a ......

[JanieB]

n eleven month job break, so she was contemplating working for.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

Buttons who would soon be out of ...........

[veggiechicken]

....his buttonholes, he'd eaten so much food over Christmas and the New Year. Only last night, Lottie had mistaken Buttons for Humpty Dumpty and.................

[Aberdeenplotter]

Pushed him off the wall while.......

[rary]

You know I have been sitting here thinking, if the GR will be shutting shortly, will there be a Closing Down Sale, I think the drink could go bad if it sits too long

[Lumpy]

But it's not closing down Rary it's just shut for refurbishment......

[Florence Fennel]

Keep up you two - there's a fight going on outside! Send for the Pantomime police or

[rary]

Oh so there could be a Stock Clearance Sale, all the dust thats created during refurbishment could taint the alcohol, and what they sell in here is bad enough. When did Florence slip in I never heard her come in, and whos fightin?