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  • his leek bed, where even.........................

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    • the very best puncture repair kits wouldn't work, it's because of the extra "e" said AP, they even add one in whisky, speaking of which ............
      Last edited by bearded bloke; 03-01-2016, 09:19 PM.
      He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

      Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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      • it must be Rary's turn to ....................

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        • what? What? it's never Rary's turn so it has to be .....
          "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
          "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
          Oxfordshire

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          • ............time to raid the Kitty.
            Here Puss, Puss, said VC, squeaking her fingers together though she had no idea why because Puss just pulled up his thigh boots and...........

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            • adjusted his belt to show how much weight he had lost in the last few days..".Tipping horses and riding bicycles (reverse that if u like ) is hard work " said Trip as he adjusted his....
              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


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              • harness as he seemed somehow to have been
                "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                Oxfordshire

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                • Been pulled to the one side with the weight of his wallet in his pocket
                  it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                  Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                  • But rary as usual being ever so considerate offered to help him, by letting him buy a bottle of whisky an Aberlour would be nice and a wee half would help you sleep
                    it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                    Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                    • Can I have a wee dram fro the bottle asked Janieb, it would help me to sleep, a nightcap's always a good idea..
                      "I prefer rogues to imbeciles as they sometimes take a rest" (Alexander Dumas)
                      "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live" (also Alexandre Dumas)
                      Oxfordshire

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                      • But not at this time of the morning said AP as he once again got on with his cleaning chores before........

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                        • His wife caught him doing housework type jobs, as he never does that at home, his excuse is it might strain an old wound
                          it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                          Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                          • he got when trying to pull out his prize........
                            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                            • seed collection from it's hiding place under .......
                              He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                              Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                              • the tea cosy which had last been used for......
                                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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