The Gardeners Rest #10 ( 2015)

[Aberdeenplotter]

Keeping the teapot warm silly .

Ap then set about making some cheese toasties as the bread was almost of date and the cheese was........

[veggiechicken]

.............crawling out of the cheese thingy everytime someone whistled............

[lottie dolly]

whistle while you work hhhhhhhhhhlalalaladodododomememerayray doe.....

[Aberdeenplotter]

The big black crow which had been sitting on the pub TV areiel waiting for such an opportunity swooped down and swallowed the worm,cheese n all.

As it flew away again........

[Aberdeenplotter]

There was an almighty rumble of thunder and......

[veggiechicken]

.........rary entered "Ooops Sorry pardon. Mixing Aberlour and Ap's onion sarnies are a bit too much for my delicate stomach. I'll skip the sarnies next time and just have.............

[Aberdeenplotter]

The cheese and worm toasties . There was a rattle of caste nets as VC..........

[lottie dolly]

entered the room in full regalia as AP and rary stood by singing,in pain sounds as VC swirled around the room in a frenzee ...................

[veggiechicken]

screeching, help, help. those bladdy castanets are caught on my...........

[Aberdeenplotter]

Tassles. I'm sure I was told it was safe to..........

[Lumpy]

cluck about with them while........

[Aberdeenplotter]

playing my castenets but .......................

[bearded bloke]

it might have been your marracca's .....

[Aberdeenplotter]

which left Ap puzzling over that apostrophe as he wondered what a marracca could have apart from two c's, two r's, three a's and an m which .....................

[veggiechicken]

.........I'm not so good with those, BB but have you seen my ocarina?