Feeling lonely? Fed up? or just Bah Humbuggy?

[Nicos]

NG..you should team up with my OH...he always, always puts the meat in too late!

Yep- I've tried to take over, but Xmas is HIS domain!

[lottie dolly]

Dinner was smashing,every dig into the plate was a mmmmm,none of us could eat it all,no pudding was wanted,i ended up with some help from son,it felt like really hard work this year,
NS & lumpy,it still does your bloomin head in eh,a different condition than your ones,but in the same sort of camp,enough said,both my men are having a sleep,i dozed off for a short while,
Had a lovely gift from the granddaughter and little family of stainless steel trowel and fork,best gardener,try and keep smiling,it's nearer to new year

[Guest]

Why did Santa's helper go to see the doctor?..........................................................................................................................................................................................................








Because he had low elf esteem!




Boom Boom

Girls are awake so I have some other bad jokes (as well as that one)

Q. Who delivers presents to cats?

A. Santa Paws

Q. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A. A Holly Davidson

Last one I promise

Q. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

A. Claustrophobia

[Lumpy]

See mine aren't the only bad ones.....

Sal I hope the PM helped.

What did the perverted frog say?

Rubbit!

[veggiechicken]

Calling All Pointy Sticks - I'm back
Looks like you've been doing a good job, Lumpy, nobody banned and some good advice dispensed. In fact, you've been so good, I won't mention the broken stick
Keep up the good work

[Lumpy]

Ah but a broken stick means 2 sticks so you can do a double poke at me......erm ........anyone who is naughty.

VC without a functioning pointy stick is like a tan without a go.

Oh and Thank You All for a very enjoyable day.......same time, same place next year?

[veggiechicken]

The day's not over yet. I still haven't had a glass of wine

[Potstubsdustbins]

Well I was OK in fact very OK. Now I am down in the dumps... cos I can't join in................... not lonely, not fed up, and not even grumpy..................

[veggiechicken]

Its OK, Potty, I'm not lonely, fed up or grumpy either
Glad you had a good day

[Lisasbolt]

What no vino VC, maybe you can make up for it on boxing day. Not much going on here but cleaning like mad people for visitors. Hope you have all enjoyed it.

[Potstubsdustbins]

^^^^^^^^Thanks VC it was very nice, good food, good company and good drink.......the port was to die for.......

Hope you and the dogs are well (can't call em puppies any more.) and our older lady managed to eat her treats without to much of a problem, after all extra air freshener is not easy to come by at this time of year.

[veggiechicken]

What no vino VC, maybe you can make up for it on boxing day. Not much going on here but cleaning like mad people for visitors. Hope you have all enjoyed it.

I have a glass beside me now - and the rest of the bottle
Have a great day tomorrow - stop cleaning now. It will only get dirty again and you'll have wasted all that energy for nothing.
Shall I pass the bottle?

[Lumpy]

VC a bucket don't count and Potty we all enjoy your comments so bring it on.

I hope you had a good day?

[bearded bloke]

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck ?





A Christmas quacker




What's bad tempered & goes with custard ?




Apple Grumble

[Bigmallly]