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I can't find my original entertainment schedule for the Halloween Party..........help as I'm a numpty!
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison
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Note to self: when running both the dishwasher and the breadmaker at the same time, it's worth checking exactly which appliance has bleeped to tell you its finished rather than just switching the breadmaker off at the wall.Comment
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I thought you were going to say you'd put the bread in the dishwasher and and the dirty dishes in the breadmaker!Originally posted by Hazel at the Hill View Post
My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)
Diversify & prosper
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Useless local "garden centres" which, for reasons best known to themselves, are not stocking garlic this year. They are just full of Xmas cr*p and Halloween ****.Comment
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I know we are not supposed to reply but.......good luck Kevin.Originally posted by KevinM67 View PostNot a rant, but more of a sadness - last night in the house in Hull.
I've had weeks to do it, but ... cleaning, wiping, vacuuming like a mad man, whilst checking things on here and having a wee glass of vino.
No sleep tonight the way things are going.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
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Putting something in a 'safe place', after hunting high and low several times residing they must have been thrown out by accident. Re-order items and................sods law I find the little beggars and can't cancel the new order. Grrrrrr!Comment
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Put something valuable in a safe place and I have yet to find it. Spent the last few days searching and still no luck.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
Rudyard Kipling.sigpicComment
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MIL used to hide paper money in the curtain hems.Originally posted by bramble View Post She had the most exopensive curtains in the street!
My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)
Diversify & prosper
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Subscription problems! Obviously they don't want my money!DottyRComment
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People working "from home"
Granny on the Game in SheffieldComment
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Certain opticians.....but not slippersComment
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I put the spare car key in a safe place to stop the kids 'borrowing' my parking change. So safe I can't remeber where and had to pay £fartoomuch for a duplicate key instead.Originally posted by Norfolkgrey View PostComment
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Putting your back out digging, then the prescribed drugs give you a stomach ulcer...
...double whammy.
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Not good my friend!Originally posted by cptncrackoff View PostPutting your back out digging, then the prescribed drugs give you a stomach ulcer...
...double whammy.
My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)
Diversify & prosper
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