Minor Rant thread 2016

[lottie dolly]

THAT @@@@@@@,from the exfactor look at the letters Lumpy,what do the bees produce,with a G on the end,the best one won tonight,whoop whoop

my rant is that it was allowed on the show in the first place.

i only just defered it myself,seeing it's a family forum,my lips are sealed

[Lumpy]

Nope Doll still in the dark......you know I'm a bit dense.

[Bigmallly]

I don't watch the programme Lumpy but I think she was a contestant on the XFact0r.

[veggiechicken]

Just Google HoneyG, Lumpy and do it quick before we're all banned for chatting on the rant thread!

[Nicos]

^^^^^ Oi!!!

[Lumpy]

That after a secret communication from LD and the above chatting for my benefit I find out that music as we know it has died and been replaced with.........rude word - rude word - rubbish.

[Potstubsdustbins]

A telephone conversation..............

Good morning sir this is Potty from your letting agency. I understand your lounge radiator is not working.

That's right we are freezing, I have tried to bleed it but it still does not work.

Fine sir I will have a man with you between 9-30 and 10-30 tomorrow morning.

No good mate we are going shopping, when is your next appointment.

Tuesday 3rd Jan 2017....................

That's stupid, what about next week I am on holiday then.

So are we, on holiday that is.............your choice sir shopping or radiator ............................

Guess who's going shopping tomorrow...............afternoon.

[Nicos]

Bits and pieces missing from International deliveries

When an order says XYZ why put in XYA????

[Lumpy]

Jason who works with the Argo - nauts Nicos!

[roitelet]

Sunshine lovely, but does it have to show up ALL the cobwebs!!

[bramble]

Rain that will not stop.
I will take the rain with the cobwebs. Roitelet.

[greenishfing]

Hospitals - just going through the door is enough to make me feel ill.

[Hazel at the Hill]

Me (*cross): 'hello bank hotline - you seem to have a problem with your online systems today! I have logged in to the business account, and checked my user name and password and all is correct, but it says that it has no record of me. When will your system be back running properly?'
telephone bank man: 'excuse me while we do a million security checks, then go away for about 5 minutes to let you fume'
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telephone bank man (*laughs): I'm sure it goes without saying that you're logging in to the business banking part of the website, not the (irrelevant to you) personal banking bit........?
me: .........er........

[JanieB]

Dogsat my son's dog yesterday night and yesterday. When I picked her up from his cleaner who'd been looking after her, said cleaner told me she'd treated the dog for fleas. Not soon enough, both my dogs and myself have been scratching all today. Methinks a trip to the vets for their anti flea stuff is in order tomorrow. In the meantime they're sleeping downstairs tonight.

[alldigging]

Mill on fire in Oldham Apparently 4th time. Looks really bad. 85 firemen there. Stay safe!