Minor Rant thread 2016

[ancee]

Ah that's terrible

[ancee]

If I have had an accident I would surely know. I don't need phoning or texting or emailing to see if I am aware that I have had an accident and would I like to claim some money for it! I haven't had an accident, don't want to have an accident and I am well aware that there are many companies who can deal with me if I ever have one! You don't need to contact me to tell me! Again and again Agh!!!!
Also I do not want to do any more surveys for the bl***y 'savers club' whoever on earth they are. They drive me mad!

[Lisasbolt]

So sorry Lumpy, it is horrible to loose a part of your family, which it is.

My rant bl@@dy red spider mite, worked very hard and i cannot see anymore

[JanieB]

Annoying but interesting conversation with a phone representative of a double glazing company. The phone number was withheld so I can't report him. He said he was conducting a survey ....ahahaha. How old are your windows, me) replaced in the last 3 months. Him) so, of the ones that are over 10 years old, which ones do you think need replacing.

Actually the only new windows are those in the new kitchen. As I live in a conservation area all the others have been refurbished at a lot more cash than installing plastic.

The clue is in him ignoring my reply and continuing with following his script even though it didn't make sense. I actually feel sorry for him. He's taken a cra@ job that he's not really interested in.

[WendyC]

YELLOW Labrador, GOLDEN Retriever. For future reference. OK?

Just that it bugs the chuff out of pedantic little me.

Ok, you've just given me free rein to vent my pet hate.
Just because a word ends in an s doesn't mean it needs an apostrophe. If you don't know how to use them, stop using them until you do.

[Glutton4...]

Ok, you've just given me free rein to vent my pet hate.
Just because a word ends in an s doesn't mean it needs an apostrophe. If you don't know how to use them, stop using them until you do.

EXACTLY!!! Drives me BONKERS!


Me: What's that awful smell?

Hubby: That's Dinner.

Oooops!

In the 24 years we've known each other, I have forgotten to tell him that I HAAAAAAATE Caraway seeds.

[KevinM67]

He's taken a cra@ job that he's not really interested in.

Yep, that's the David Cameron's Britain for you !!!

[Bigmallly]

worked very hard and i cannot see anymore

You need to go see a Dr Lisa...................

[noviceveggrower]

Can't anyone charge the laptop or is it only a job I can do. Every time I come to use it the battery is flat.

[Lisasbolt]

Pee soaked socks, jumping on one leg

[Guest]

Feeling like you don't fit in, then wondering if you really want too

[PyreneesPlot]

Rose arch has collapsed.

[WendyC]

Thank you kind neighbour for washing your car and allowing water to run onto our side of the drive, leaving me with an ice patch to walk onto when I get out of the car. Have you not noticed it is freezing?

[rary]

Pairing up socks ..theres probably a hundred in the bottom of the laundry basket!

Wife expecting you to look in the laundry basket

[Glutton4...]

Thank you kind neighbour for washing your car and allowing water to run onto our side of the drive, leaving me with an ice patch to walk onto when I get out of the car. Have you not noticed it is freezing?

The boss at our livery yard has to actually write a note on the board, asking us not to wash the horses' legs off when it is due to freeze. Every time.

She also has to pull the hose, which is one of those big thick ones, all the way off the reel and lay it down the yard, to let it defrost and drain, and to prevent the idiots trying to use it when it is frozen solid. It really is too much trouble for most of them to walk the the other, unfrozen, tap with two buckets.

Idiots.

Oh, and one couple still insist on empying out their horses' water buckets every day, and refilling with fresh water, despite the fact horses prefer older, not so clean, water. They even do this when both taps are frozen solid.

You can't begin to know how much this annoys me.