Minor Rant thread 2016

[bearded bloke]

The one in particular is "Imao" or summat like! Haven't a Chuffin clue what it means!

Large Melons Are Obese

[Aberdeenplotter]

Cruel BB, very cruel

[Potstubsdustbins]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lmao

[Lumpy]

That Potty didn't like my post - sniff, sob, scream, cry

[Potstubsdustbins]

Ok, Ok its done, now calm down the neighbours are beginning to wonder.................................

[greenishfing]

Why do I bother to watch the weather on the BBC. I watched it this afternoon and according to the maps (National and local) the snow was definitely not reaching here.

The first big fat flakes started falling a couple of hours ago ...............and still they come!

[Glutton4...]

Why do I bother to watch the weather on the BBC. I watched it this afternoon and according to the maps (National and local) the snow was definitely not reaching here.

The first big fat flakes started falling a couple of hours ago ...............and still they come!

You want this site, Greeny, then you can work it out for yourself. Works for me!

Rain Today

I only found it thanks to a post on the Vine.

[Glutton4...]

Eye-strain I think I've gone bug-eyed from staring at the poota for so long. Still, nearly done now!!

[Glutton4...]

Oh, yeah, while I'm here lol.

YooToob is full of videos telling you how to dismantle half the rear interior panelling of your car, so you can change the brake light bulb.

What you actually need to do, is buy a pair of long-nose curved pliers. Then you can just remove the speaker, and do it in five minutes. Nutters!!

[Glutton4...]

...and autocorrect, for autocorrecting things that don't need ruddy correcting...

[Glutton4...]

AND:

Well, I am here, so I may as well...

Unsavoury people who post unfair comments on Hubby's work F/bk page - when he has already explained why he couldn't work on her item. No, he wasn't victimising you because you are 'one of those' he can't do it because he doesn't have that particular qualification, and his insurance doesn't cover him. Simple.

[Scarlet]

Pairing up socks why do the boys have so many odd ones...theres probably a hundred in the bottom of the laundry basket!

[Florence Fennel]

I used to buy only black Scarlet - saves arguments and time.

Bladdy head cold

[Deano's "Diggin It"]

Or..............it could be IMHO..............In My Honest Opinion.................

That's the one BM, you learn summat new each day!

Laughing my ass off at that Deano..

Here! I got that one a few years back!

Deano it means Independent Martial Arts Organisation.................................

Lumpy! It doesn't! So stop pulling my leg! You'll get get the big Misters Knocking on your door!

Large Melons Are Obese

Oh n you and BB! "Amatuars" You should have seen the words sprouting around in my head!

[21up]

Or..............it could be IMHO..............In My Honest Opinion.................

THIS IS TRUE MALLY
you got it spot on