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calorie counting, i swear it is a form of hell. And why the hell do grapes make wine so calorific, they are meant to be good!! 
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I grow 70% for us and 30% for the snails, then the neighbours eats them
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Having to input a stupid pin number to watch match of the day before 10 pm via my recorded shows, what a joke.Comment
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For those who are wondering:Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
DNR = Do Not Resuscitate.
Sorry NCOTRT............
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ncotrOriginally posted by jackarmy View Post ......
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....
...utterly nutterly
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People who try to manipulate me.
Friends, too. They really should know better.Last edited by Glutton4...; 03-03-2016, 09:12 PM. All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.Comment
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Prople who use ncort/t when i dont know what it means
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No Chatting On Rant Thread Jack
He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
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Stupid stupid boiler GRRRRRRRRR, i have had enough of this hell, it enrages us so badly, only about 300e!! for a new one, so years of waiting i am going to buy a new one tomorrow, stupid stupid thing grrrrI grow 70% for us and 30% for the snails, then the neighbours eats them
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The guy (dope) in H##e B##e who looked at me with a blank expression when I asked him if the delivery of Jacks Magic Compost had arrived in the store.
No, it hasnt and I think I will give up and go with my usual one.
Cant be bothered if they cant.
And when your back stops aching,
And your hands begin to harden.
You will find yourself a partner,
In the glory of the garden.
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SNOW! in March! theres a good covering and its still coming down. We were all saying it didn't feel like Christmas because it wasn't wintery enough now it looks like a Christmas card. Im starting to feel like Im never going to get anything into the ground
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Email received at 13:06:
"We have left your parcel in your safe place - front porch."
That's funny Mr Y----, we were in the living room watching the 1o'clock news at this time, why did you not press the brass circle by the door that makes a ding dong sound in the house? Goes into porch, no parcel.
Contact courier company, who will investigate this but will take 2 working days. They are the most incompetent courier company of the lot. Every time they deliver there is a problem.Comment
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Oh he left it at the house "on the right". Great which of the 72 houses in the close would that be? Oh and I can't contact the sender as I don't know who it is as I HAVEN'T RECEIVED MY PARCEL. UselessComment
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Council Tax 'Demand' (cheeky blighters .... Demand, I ask you, can't they just call it a bill???) arrived through letterbox today.
On top of the usual rip-off money-for-nothing council, money-making ploy the good-for-nothing rob-dogs are asking for a further £24 on top to collect the 'brown bin' once a fortnight.
If I opt-in, they will send a sticker to put on said bin so they know the extra has been paid for. I'm ruddy fuming!
In the blurb with my 'demand' they informed me that if I did not want to pay for this service, I take my garden waste directly to local 'waste recycling' area.
Oh yes, wonderful, I was banned from taking any more garden rubbish as I'd been more than the allotted amount of times last year.
Well, I hope they get an abnormal amount of fly-tipping of garden rubbish in the area, which will cost them more to clear up than the 'free' brown-bin collection. I'm really, really cross!!!!~~~ Gardening is medicine that does not need
a prescription ... And with no limit on dosage.
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Snow. Or lack thereof.
When I was a kid it almost ALWAYS snowed on my Birthday. This year it was forecast, but we had sun instead. Maybe I should move to Yorkshire!
I WANT SNOW!!!!Last edited by Glutton4...; 04-03-2016, 09:02 PM. All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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Ok, so I decide it's time I planted some seeds to start off indoors, husband has taken dog out, cos he (dog) tries to help! And now it's pouring! How annoying!DottyRComment
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