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  • #16
    Did some pruning. Shouldn't have.
    What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
    Pumpkin pi.

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    • #17
      Johns, got too much Money!
      "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

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      • #18
        Definitely need a new job.

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        • #19
          Me Too, Can have mine!
          "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

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          • #20
            Computer has trashed my CV
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            • #21
              The Computer it says No!
              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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              Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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              Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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              KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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              • #22
                Snotty - neighbour complains about greenhouse.

                Grubby fingernails all ripped jagged

                Strawberry mountain ready for runners.



                It has been a very long day and I won't have any more un interesting info until Thurdsay - kissy kissy Pointy Sticky
                Last edited by Lumpy; 04-01-2016, 07:04 PM.
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • #23
                  ^^^^ Fifteen words! You're norty, Lumpy

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                  • #24
                    Computer now says ha ha
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                    • #25
                      Interrupted! Having to be referee.
                      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                      • #26
                        Dentist, dent in my wallet!

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                        • #27
                          Everybody wants me at once
                          Potty by name Potty by nature.

                          By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                          We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

                          Aesop 620BC-560BC

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                          • #28
                            Because you are so good

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                            • #29
                              Animals, painting, building and smoking

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by WilliamD View Post
                                Stinking cold. Off work. Atchoo!
                                Ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto
                                Dogs have masters, cats have slaves, and horses are just wonderful

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