Important news about the GR

[Hazel at the Hill]

Or we could have a rotating bar.

Wouldn't the drinks fall off?

[Aberdeenplotter]

After much thought - well about 3 mins this is my list of what the new soopa doopa GR should have.


Indoor loo and outdoor compost loo (for summer use).

no objections to an idoor loo but we're closed in summer

[Lumpy]

Has anybody considered a 4 week long summer holiday camp for all us saddos?

Swimming pool, knobbley knees, donkeys doing something, show us your false teeth kinda thing.

[JanieB]

Wouldn't the drinks fall off?

Anyone who's been to the Brunel Rooms in Swindon will know what I mean. The bar rotates very slowly but is extremely confusing when you've had a few.

[Aberdeenplotter]

Has anybody considered a 4 week long summer holiday camp for all us saddos?

Swimming pool, knobbley knees, donkeys doing something, show us your false teeth kinda thing.

Don't be silly, who would do the weeding.

[bearded bloke]

The bar rotates

Nah !!!!!!!!!! Drinks should ALWAYS be shaken NOT stirred

[veggiechicken]

Puts a whole new meaning on Buying a round - not that rary would know

[Greenleaves]

You can see why he props up the bar with AP

[lottie dolly]

sounds like it needs a complete new bar area,then there will be no need for rary to prop it up,thus leaving him free to get that wallet out,also a wallet check on coming in,anyone found not to have the means to pay,should not be allowed in

[Greenleaves]

I just knew someone would make a quip about propping the bar up

I have heard that rary sews his pockets up before going out

[lottie dolly]

i have just the kit to remedy that one,hahaha,cut the bottom of the pocket off,if he can be held down,it can be done from the outside,the only thing he will feel is the coldness of the scissor blades,or use the unpicker,one way or another,evil laughterhahahahah

[Jay22]

rary doesn't sew his pockets shut...his arms are so short and his pockets are so deep!,