The kettles on, Take a seat and put up your feet.

[Lesley Jay]

What actually happened was that in my search for the recipe for this Warwickshire delicacy I googled anaemic dick which didn't produce the said recipe. So thinking that Nick was under the influence of too much Earl Grey, I assumed he had mistakenly typed in anaemic but really meant to type in black. Now, I don't know why I thought he meant black but that is what I googled and as they say "don't try this at home"!!!!!!!!

[SueA]

What would you have got if you typed in 'Spotted' instead of 'black' (probably another of Nick's favourites) Lesley? A page of nasty medical complaints?

[nick the grief]

I assumed he had mistakenly typed in anaemic but really meant to type in black. Now, I don't know why I thought he meant black

I would never hve made that connection myself LJ, Do I sound West Indian ? Maybwe Jax can tell I dat Man.

It has produced some chortles in the Greif houshold I can tell you. My two kids have told all their friends, and they've told theirs and they .........

Anyway you must have misspelled something Cos I just googled anaemic black & got a picture of me

[Lesley Jay]

No Nick not anaemic black - black d**k!! I thought I had better censor that because I don't want to be a bad influence!!!

[nick the grief]

I was Joking LJ I Haven't googled it at all... not yet anyway

[Sal]

You do realise that you've all made me curious about what DOES actually 'pop up' when you type all of these pudding based obscenities into Google...

...*twiddles thumbs*...

...*twiddles thumbs some more*...

.....So, LJ, was this on Google images or just plain ol' Google? Just for interests sake you understand - lol

I've just been telling Jax this little gem. Try typing 'French Military Victories' into Google and clicking the Search The Web option and the I'm Feeling Lucky button Nes Pas?

Thanks for all the welcolmes guys and thanks for 'helping' LJ share her most embarrasing moments with me, just like therapy - I'm sure you've got loads on them LJ!

[pigletwillie]

Quality shout Sal, we go to France a few times a year and partake in friendly banter with our neighbours in the village. I will drop this one into the conversation and watch our party invites cease.